TITLE: Red Tape
AUTHOR: Andromeda
FANDOM: Life on Mars
RATING: Red Cortina for extreme squickiness, Gen.
WORD COUNT: 600 words
EMAIL: fiandyfic@livejournal.com
SUMMARY: Applying the scientific method to serial-killing. Practical demonstration number seven.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Oh, written for the fiandyfic Boneficcers challenge. My prompt for dispatch or ( Read more... )

We've had one or two requests to 'explain the meerkats'. Of course, there's no explaining the meerkats… Clicking on the meerkat tag in m31andy's journal can prove that one easily:

"They're quantum meerkats. They only move when you're not looking at them. Only difference is, they don't steal time. They steal your sanity."

But fiandyfic always loves a challenge ( ( Read more... )

TITLE: Go Fish Part 3 - Sinker (The Alternate Ending)
AUTHOR: Andromeda
FANDOM: Life on Mars
SUMMARY: Six months later...
RATING: Brown Cortina overall.
WORD COUNT: 873 words
EMAIL: fiandyfic@livejournal.com
AUTHOR’S NOTES: The alternate ending. You might just realise why we didn't go with this one in the end. *weg* This was also written to answer ( Read more... )

Title: Still Waters
Author: Fionnabair
Fandom: Life on Mars
Summary: Gene deals with some business
Rating: Green Cortina
Word count: 310
Author's notes: Just a brief vignette in the Hookerverse. Gene deals with some business. Thanks, as ever, to m31andy for the beta.

Still Waters

TITLE: Go Fish: Hook
AUTHOR: fiandyfic
FANDOM: Life on Mars
SUMMARY: Sam finds there are lower depths to sink to and that he’s in worse trouble than he thought. And with thanks to hambelandjemima for inspiring the title.
RATING: Brown Cortina overall.
WARNING: Explicit slash, character death.
WORD COUNT: 2506 words
EMAIL: fiandyfic@livejournal.com
AUTHOR’S NOTES: ( Read more... )

Oh. God. We've done it again. Oh hell. And we've even got enough to have a 'Filk' tag now. Which is probably one step below what I would call even *appalling* taste.

Especially as it's Hookerverse. Why is this 'Verse so easy to filk ( Read more... )

*cough* Due to a discussion over on lifein1973 about various names for a woman's 'bits' (and a subsequent discussion about the humble 'percy') we sort of bunnied ourselves into writing the following. With massive apologies to Monty Python. This is *so* dedicated to totallywow for starting off the discussion (and possibly bunnying more folk into writing femmeslash - ( Read more... )

TITLE: The Ballad of Sam Tyler
AUTHOR: fiandyfic
FANDOM: Life on Mars
SUMMARY: Hookerverse, the Musical.
RATING: Red Cortina for brain-breakage
WORD COUNT: 245
EMAIL: fiandyfic@livejournal.com
AUTHOR’S NOTES: Part of the Hookerverse. Dedicated, with love resignation, to the meerkats.
DISCLAIMER: Life on Mars is copyright Kudos and the BBC. All Rights ( Read more... )